Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Fury of the Film Fan HATES internet MORONS

It’s times like this when I think back to what Caligula said when he got sick of Rome. “If Rome had but one neck” then proceeded to crush some kind of fruit in his hands. Yup, as insane as he was he got sick of those people running amuck and judging the rest of the world. Kind of the same way I am sick of internet trolls.

The other day I leave this comment for Jeremy Jahns’ review of Dinner for Schmucks
“interesting, we said like the same things” I left this comment because we both said almost the same things about the movie we saw. An innocent comment meant to relate not berate.

To which I get some idiot responding to my comment meant for him. Her name, 7heRagingAngel and she says :

“@FuryoftheFilmFan Not as interesting as the view-count in comparison, or the fact that your reviews were nothing alike save for the plot summary. There are only so many ways to describe a romantic comedy, and the similarity ends there.
Look, your reviews are good... but comments like that make you sound like an incredible douche. The childishly competitive kind who goes looking for other reviewer's videos just to drop subtle snarks, make them look bad and draw more attention to your own”


At this point I get the same reaction that Will Ferrell got in Anchorman when he was told he has bad hair. There’s fire in my eyes and I ignore being the better person. Not only does this disrespectful twit insinuate that I’m in some dick measuring contest and Jeremy Jahns beats me by a massive amount of inches but she also manages to insult me by calling me childish, a douche and an attention whore. This genius is able to dissect me completely from my 7 word comment. Amazing!

So,I can’t keep quiet, I wouldn’t be who I am if I just folded. The time for a professional response was gone, this chick came at me hard and I needed to give her a little life lesson when it comes to assuming things, jumping the gun on matters and what happens when you do this to people because something tells me this is not just an ordinary internet troll but someone who really does feel this way.This is someone who really doesn't give a shit about other people's feelings and just spits out whatever is on her stupid little mind.

So I proceed to let loose a flurry of comments which dissected this idiot’s attitude and in the process showed how her comment failed. This should be enough right? I mean if someone is proven wrong about something then there’s nothing left to do but just shut up and move on. A troll only wants to incite but this person is no mere troll, she’s worse than a troll, she’s a fu**ing moron.

This type of moron is the worst kind. She adamantly defends her position and even has the balls to justify it by saying it was ME who wrote on a public forum and thus should EXPECT comments like that. Also, based on my channel bio, I should accept all forms of opinions and that MY reaction wasn’t merited. Truly no ordinary Troll but someone who really does exemplify the worst possible qualities a person could have IRL ( in real life )

It’s people like this that have a special place in my heart. I have had numerous friends growing up who acted the same way. Telling me things like “I’m offended you’re offended” and other types of comments meant to excuse their own behavior by flipping it and making ME the problem. I could easily write 7 more pages on this matter but I’m going to keep things simple for the sake of this blog. People come out their ass assuming things and due to their pride, their ignorance and the fact that they just don’t care about the other person they don’t want to admit they’re wrong. So here is what I say about this. You don’t have to be a better person when you are dealt this hand.

Yes, this is one of those rare moments you can unleash the beast inside and just tell that person off in the most glorious fashion. If they look at you in shock and say something like “but why are you acting this way?” you tell them this reaction is the consequence of their ignorant idealism, their stupid way of thinking, and their moronic attitude. Tell them that if they don’t like the reaction, the insults, the anger then next time maybe they’ll think twice before spitting something stupid out of their stupid mouths. Like the saying goes “ Don’t start nothing and won’t BE nothing”

bitch...

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